Not Guilty, Just Nasty: Diddy’s Freak-Off Celebration
D-DAY: Diddy Day – He’s Free Celebration!?
Get ready to party like you just dodged a federal indictment. Join us at Thirsty First for the first (and probably last)
When & Where????
July 5 @ Thirsty First St. Pete
Because if Puff Daddy can walk free, so can your shame.
Get ready to party like you just dodged a federal indictment. Join us at Thirsty First for the first (and probably last)
D-DAY DRINK SPECIALS MMMM.. =P
Keep it juicy, messy, and mildly incriminating.
Lube Sour
$5
A slippery twist on your favorite whiskey sour. Comes with a side of “what just happened?”
Dirty Astroglide
$7
Tastes like freedom, feels like regret. Vodka, blue curaçao, and something we’re legally not required to list.
Freak-Off Shots
$8
You vs. your moral compass. It’s not gonna end well.
FEATURED ACTIVITIES
Lube Slip & Slide
20 feet of pure scandal. Greased up and ready for your slow-mo entrance into chaos. Don’t bring your mom!!!
Bad Boy Jail Photos
Mugshot booth with fake charges like "Excessive Twerking in a Federal Zone" and “Intent to Possess the Aux Cord.”
Bad Boy Jail Photos
Mugshot booth with fake charges like "Excessive Twerking in a Federal Zone" and “Intent to Possess the Aux Cord.”
P. Diddy Impersonator Meet & Greet
Snap a photo with “P. Did-He” — our extremely fake P. Diddy lookalike. He doesn’t rap, but he will write your name on an NDA napkin.
Dress Code
Come as your Freak-Off Self™
Mesh tops, body glitter, ankle monitors (optional), fake fur, shades after dark.
The more chaotic,
The better!!!
Music by DJ
Plead the Fifth
Spinning guilty pleasures, ‘90s bangers, and tracks you’ll pretend you’ve never heard.
Warning
This party is unreasonably extra.
We are not liable for lube-based injuries, mugshot thirst traps, or sudden fame.